november 10th

just remembered someone in highschool told me 69 means boobs........ yeah man thats definitely the most boob-like number

7th november

i feel like everyones wearing yellow these days

2nd novemeber

if you are ever lost for words or need to fill an awkward silence you can always say "lets all sync up our periods together" any situation everyone will love you it always works

24th october

tree stump? more like tree that got chopped down!

24th october

homesense-pilled tkmaxxing

also the 2nd october

2nd october

hate not having a proper fidget toy im just walking around carrying a metal hexagon i found on the floor #myHexagon

the hexagon in question was a nut from nuts & bolts btw but like i cant just say #myNuts that sounds too testicular

2nd october

hate not having a proper fidget toy im just walking around carrying a metal hexagon i found on the floor #myHexagon

2nd october

keep seeing big big spiders & mushrooms everywhere. tis the season!

september

wouldnt it be fucked up if there wasnt infinitely looping gifs and if youre making a gif you would always have to set it to loop an absurdly high but finite amount of times

15th september

the (anthro) animals ever:

• fox but pink
• emo highland cow
• mooshroom (body horror)
• furries who use mobility aids bc they have digitigrade legs that dont work grat for standing on 2 legs
• also furries who use mobility aids bc thats a thing that humans do sometimes
• squirrel but pink
• cat with glasses

15th september

when i was a young lad you would always get a free pair of levis with your newspaper but as soon as you cut the tag off they would float up into the air like oddly-shaped denim helium balloons, never to be seen again.

10th september

ive always been a big believer that long coats should have a big pocket in the back for storing a3 pieces of paper

6th september

venus (♀) and mars (♂) rhyme with penus and arse. did anyone else know about this?

27th august

experiencing parts of the world never before seen by looking out the window from one of the backwards seats of the bus instead of the normal seats

19th august

just remembered i used to wear braces and i used to on occasion get hair stuck in my braces ough euhgh ewgh ouowhh aughh euewwh auug whwgauhqh hdrekffjdglkrthgjdgegh

19th august

gotta love the spacebar. one of the biggest keys on the keyboard probably

13th august

normal person: ough im warm...
some fucking idiot: hey what if i spin really fast do you think that would help

11th august

is anyone in the world actually called edwina or like is that exclusively used for misgendering people who are called edward

11/8/2025

Piss

3rd august

ⓘ instead of calling it The Wii, you can call it The Nintendo Wii if you dont want people to think you are talking about Piss

3rd august

i've been derisively accusing levels and mechanics that i dislike of using rng for so long that i forgot theres games out there where things are actully random. shout out to speedrunners i think theres something wrong with you guys

24th july

just stood on a tiny rake in my bedroom and the rake stood up and it didnt hit my head because it is incredibly small and it also missed my leg on account of the angle at which i stood on it but regardless i probably should move that thing

21st july

what if lego bat man and lego the jomer were women

11th july

love when theres 2 seagulls (theyre called stephen and steven and they live in my garden and eat catfood) and theyre the same size but one of them has their neck fully stretched out and the other one is kinda hunched over and they look like tall skinny henchman and short fat henchman from movies

30th june

prequel to stranger things "strange thing"

28th june

1 cool thing about hairdye is when you wash it out you can pretend that you are wounded and bleeding but also you have weird coloured blood

27th june

woke up eleven mintes past six in the morning first thought "wow thats like 9/11 but if one of the numbers was different"

16th june

multifarious

some time in early june

untowarren

22nd may 2025

multifarious

warren has been cancelled for not putting enough letters in the word "femenfemenememeienemnesimeneimsinesmidneimshdkjfhgjkdbguiafb". now all women are gonna hunt him for sport. slash neg.

nuh uh thats slash pos i love being hunted for sport

no literally i said slash neg theya re gonna hunt you for sport but like in a negative way and you will not enjoy it

reblogged from warren

16th june

good for him #pride month

11th june

sorry for washing my hair with shower gel sometimes.... its not my fault i literally have male loneliness.....

10th june

ebVeryones alwyas accusin me of drinkin vodka,,, jusr because my water bottles small,,,,, really says somehtutb about society doenst it.........

10th june, midnight probably

everryone drinm caffiene and start beatboxing. now!!

7th june

"kms" is actually a port man toe of "kilometers" and "microsoft".

4th june

problem? i hardly know 'em!

3rd june

just found out oestrogen has horse piss in it im so sorry to all women ever except for the ones who arent on hrt

30th may

what if mickey mouse was a building and they called him mickey house

28/5/25

"cheeseburger" kinda sounds like "she's burger". if you think about it. #femenism

24th may

just watched someone put out a cigarette on the top of a bin and then leave?? the cigarette?? on top of the bin?? golly gee i wonder if ther might possibly have been a different location you couldve put that??

20th may

rip in peace amnesia was her name by lemon demon. you were a really great song until i started using you as the ringtone for all my alarms

22nd may 2025

warren has been cancelled for not putting enough letters in the word "femenfemenememeienemnesimeneimsinesmidneimshdkjfhgjkdbguiafb". now all women are gonna hunt him for sport. slash neg.

15th may

too many godamn fruits in my cereal. not like in a homophobic way

14th may

can i be honest i dont actually know what enamel means. isnt that some teeth bullshit? what the fuck are enamel pins made of.

5th march

did you know: you can hit your cmoputer or laptop or phone with metal objects. but watch out.........

28th april

what if instead of chronically online you were conically online and you turned into a cone

28th japril

the months of the year but they are in alphabetical order now:

• banuary
• bebruary
• garch
• japril
• jay
• jjune
• july
• maugust
• meptember
• october
• ovember
• quecember/xmas

27th april

just heard a strange little clown giggle outside my window. theres crumbs in my toaster glowing orange and producing large quantities of smoke.

nineteenth of the fourth also its 2025

thr 5 rules of the universe:

• the sun makesbthings warm
• the moon makes thing cold
• the copyright designs and patents act 1988
• never dig straight down
• never dig straight up

18th april

everones always saying shit like squircle and blurple

reblogged from untowarren

12th april

:(

the 10nth of april

cowgirl in a furry way not in a person who works with cows way who says bullshit, not to refer to lies, but in the same way that normal people would just say shit, because she is a cow, so bull shit is just regular shit to her

8th of april

hey does anyone remeber cum. does anyone remember people used to say cum all the time and it was funny. no-one even says cum any more. like what the hell man.

mar 30

"oh rats!" (affectionate)

mar 31

i got that dog in me (hacker T)

reblogged from untowarren

24 march

yuore so cool youre the coolest guy ever...

reblogged from untowarren

24rd of march

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

reblogged from untowarren

23rd march

reblogged from myself

23rd march

ad what if they were lesbians.......

23nd march

rainbow text

22nd march

love when something is named after a specific person but its been so long^[1] that everyone thinks its just a normal word like dunce and hooligan and guy

[1] this is the name of a song from fnaf night at freddy pizzaria

22 march

the s in mark s stands for mark severance

march

teeny tiny upright woodchip embedded in my carpet positioned perfectly to stab me directly in the middle of my foot. :(

17 mar

*does a gay little prance over your fence that is too high to step over normalstyle yet too low to vault over parkourstyle*

13th march 8:13pm

straight up "ogging it". and by "it", haha, well. lets justr say. My vorbis

10th march

you have a bag of frozen peas sometimes you have to throw it up in the air like its a little baby

4th march

november december january like yeah ok those are winter months but february? february is kind of bisexual. to me.

22nd feb

what if there was two women and one of them said hi im mac and the ohter one said hi im cheese

13th february

love when you put a knife atop a plate and then you have to move the plate and he does a little roly poly

13th february

listening to running up that hill on loop pretending like im Max Stangerthings. Just discovered that if you cook piza at the highest temperature that causes it to be simultaniously undercooked and burnt and if you cook it at a lower temperature then it doestn do that. follow for more #life hacks

7th february

literlly i'll call anyone canadian. the bisexuals are canadian, all the animation youtubers are canadian. et cetera. jaiden animations. shes canadian probably. if you think about it.

7th february

the bisexuals,,, theyre like canadians, to me. i dont know what that means

7th february

would be so jepic if there was a guy called trouser like hey whats up trouser not much man also my name is trouser. yeah.

22nd january

sees a couple of they are the same gebder: "so which one of you is the gay one abd which onw is the straight one"

21st january

what they dont tell you about frozen broccoli is that its frozen. so it makes the pasta cold

january

Literally no-one knows what the duffer brothers first names are. Or even how many of them there are. could be billions of them, because they're only ever referred to as "the duffer brothers". so like. Theres no way of finding out.